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THIS IS THE GUY WE ALL KNOW

Blunt. Loud. Bad spacing. You're welcome. Screenshot him before he notices.

Awkward close-up portrait of a friend, overexposed and badly lit, framed like a cheap webcam snapshot

fake looping audio slab

[ PLACEHOLDER LOOP ] repeats forever. Pitch gets higher every time.

Not real audio. Just a loud box pretending to be one.

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Warning: this is intentionally obnoxious. Replace with a real loop later, then make it worse.